Archive for August, 2012

WoD – Readed

I read a sentence.  I then read it, again.  Because, the way I read it at first, was read wrong.  When we read something, we should be able to tell if someone means read or read.  I shouldn’t have to read something twice to know if someone means he read something, means to read something, or was telling me to read it.  You may have to re-read that.  Even though you read that.

Read.  Read.  It is silly.  In fact, every small kid in America knows what it should be.  It should be readed.  This would make the English language much easier…  

 

Monday:

ZOL ZAYN SHAH (zohl zain SHAH)

Let there be quiet

“Zol zayn shah!” the Rabbi hollered as he entered the noisy classroom.

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WoD – George Church, and whoa!

Just read this paragraph earlier today (skim it, trust me):

“We converted an html-coded draft of a book that included 53,426 words, 11 JPG images and 1 JavaScript program into a 5.27 megabit bitstream. We then encoded these bits onto 54,898 159nt oligonucleotides (oligos) each encoding a 96-bit data block (96nt), a 19-bit address specifying the location of the data block in the bit stream (19nt), and flanking 22nt common sequences for amplification and sequencing. The oligo library was synthesized by ink-jet printed, high-fidelity DNA microchips. To read the encoded book, we amplified the library by limited-cycle PCR and then sequenced on a single lane of an Illumina HiSeq.”

Whoa.  What the heck does ANY of that mean?  I have basically no idea.  

Well, here is the rough translation: George Church is using DNA (yes, DNA!) as a storage mechanism for data.  

Whoa!

 

Tuesday:

NOKHSHLEPPER (NOOKHshlepper)

A fawner, a toady

That new guy carrying the CEO’s luggage – what a nokhshlepper he is!

WoD – The Pancreas, and other unbeknownst organs

A while back I wrote a WoD on what the heck a gall bladder is.  Well, today I am thinking about the Pancreas.  What does that one do?!  Let’s face it – basically none of us have any idea.  The only reason I sort of know is because I am reading the Steve jobs biography, and Walter Isaacson explains a teensy bit about how the pancreas provides enzymes to help the stomach break food down (which was one of the reasons Steve J. got so thin and malnourished).  

But here’s the thing.  How can we know SO LITTLE about one of our own major organs?!  We only have like 13 of these things.*  And yet we know painfully little about how so many of them work.  (Lungs=gets oxygen from air into our blood.  Heart=pumps blood.  Stomach=digests our food.  Liver=umm, the thing that takes alcohol out of our bloodstream?  After that one, we are on shaky ground, right?)  This is just… byzantine.  

So, here’s the idea part for today.  I think we all should be taught WAY more about how our bodies actually work, what the major organs do, and how they function.  Maybe just a required high school class.  (I mean, we learn trigonometry for chrissake, but we don’t learn what the pancreas does inside of us?)  The larger reason is, I think with a much better understanding of our organs and our bodies’ systems, I think we can actually improve our health.  Meaningfully.  This is the case with darned-near everything – the more we know and understand something, the more we pay attention to it, the more we appreciate it, the better we treat it, etc.

So transitively speaking, I am certain we would all take a bit better care of ourselves, or eat a bit healthier, or just be more attuned to our own wellness.  i.e. we would take much more responsibility for our own well-being.  And this would have huge, HUGE positive implications on healthcare and on our society.  One change to a high school curriculum and we could perhaps save tens of billions wasted every year on reactive healthcare, some of which could have been easily averted.**  

How do I know this to be true?  Well, as SchoolHouse Rock taught me, “Knowledge is Power!”  And, as Spiderman taught me, “with great power, comes great responsibility.”  So there you have it – a truism if I’ve ever heard one…  

 

*  Ok, I searched online for how many organs a human body has.  Answer: it depends on how you define organ!  Cripes.  I saw answers ranging from 10 major ones, to 13, to 52, to 78, to over 700.  Wtf, right?

**  Even Steve Jobs fell victim to what I would call an incomplete understanding of how our organs and body works — he didn’t want to bother knowing about his pancreas and the tumor there, and waited over 9 months to have surgery to remove it, by which time it had spread to his liver and elsewhere.  Such a shame…

 

Wednesday:

BISTU ERLEKH MIT DAYN VAYB, HOSTU A GEZUNTE LAYB (bihstoo EHRlihkh miht dain VAIB, HAHStoo ah gehZOONteh LAIB)

If you’re faithful to your spouse, you’ll have a healthy body.

WoD – Positively Negative.

This is way cool!  And let me just say that if you don’t get it to work right, then you are impatient and can’t follow directions.  Re-do it just as it says, and it WILL work… 

 

“Look at the red nose of this model for 15 seconds without blinking.  

Then move your eyes to the white space to the right and blink profusely.”   

 

How can that be, right?!  You can see more very cool optical illusions here:  http://izismile.com/2011/11/11/mind_blowing_afterimages_optical_illusions_3_pics_11_gifs.html 

 

Wednesday:

SHMENDRIK (SHMEHNdrikh)

A pipsqueak.  “Wet behind the ears”

That shmendrik Jimmy got the new promotion?  But he just graduated last year!  Oy.  



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